Water shortage tales

Before I knew of the water shortage, my brother remarked, “My friend is asking me whether I ‘siu chui’ (store water).”
I asked, “They jio you ka?” (Are they asking you to join them?)
Him: “No, they’re just asking me whether I ‘siu chui’ (store water).”
Me: “But why would they want to know whether you ‘siu chui’ (swim)?”
Him: “Because there is no water.”
Me: “Oh, that ‘siu chui’...”
Him: “Oh, you ingat ‘berenang’ (swim) ka?” (Oh, you thought I meant 'swim'?)

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