The end of the roll

I found this on Facebook. It is so good that I decided I should post it here...with a translation for the definitions which do not really require French for understanding.

To be at the end of the roll: A very uncomfortable situation, especially when one is in the toilet.

Facebook: The only place where you talk to a wall without being ridiculous.

GPS: The only woman men listen to to find their way on the road.

Bus: A vehicle that moves twice as fast when you are chasing it than when you are sitting inside.

Key-chain: A very practical invention that allows you to lose all your keys at once instead of one by one.

State: The best mafia system ever organised.

Tie: An accessory used to indicate where a man's brain is.

Carla Bruni: Modern Snow White who prefers one of the seven dwarfs: Grumpy.

White House: At the moment, black barrack.

Car: An ingenious invention, making it possible to have 110 horses in the motor and a donkey at the wheel.

Parents: Two people who teach you to walk and talk to later tell you to sit down and shut your mouth.

Toe: An appendix used to detect door corners.

Equality of the sexes: A new concept created by men to no longer pay in a restaurant.

Any favourites? I especially like the ones about the toilet, the keys and the toes. :P