Lessons from Noah's Ark

I saved these to share, quite a long time ago. But with the photo challenges and all, there wasn't a quiet moment on my blog! So now that things are a little slower (I have some stuff to post, but no time to write them now), here you go!

Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark .
ONE: Don't miss the boat.
TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat!
THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark .
FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 70 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
SIX: Build your future on high ground.
SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile.
TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
ELEVEN: No matter the storm, there's always a rainbow waiting.

From here.

Was there a rainbow in the story of the ark? I can't remember...

And there's also a great cat photo (in the same post). The cat is sleeping on the porch of a miniature house, and the caption reads: I'm on your porch...driving down your property value.


Cute, huh? :P