2 jokes

(from my mother)

During an exam, a student didn't know how to do the paper. He saw that his friend had almost finished, so he threw a paper over to ask for help. After just a while, his friend threw back the paper for him, he unwrapped it and saw an eraser with A B C D written on each side of it, and words written on the paper: "throw it yourself"

A lizard was lost in front of a share market's office, and suddenly came a big crocodile. The lizard was in a panic, it quickly grabbed the crocodile's leg and cried "Mama!" The crocodile cried, "my poor son, you became so thin just being involved with the share market for half a month!"

Hehe, I guess that means that if we ever see a giant, we have to yell "Mama!" :P