I wasn't going to write about this, but since it has me rolling over and practically dying of laughter, it is only right that I allow you to die along with me (NOT literally, choi, touch wood, whatever. Jinxes be gone!)
(Be warned, there will be more jokes about "death" in this post, if you are against that, please don't read on)
You see, there was once this little boy, and a very old rabbit. The little boy went to see the rabbit quite often, but the rabbit never heeded him. So one day he decided to run screaming into the rabbit's pen, hoping to elicit a response. And elicit it he did, for the rabbit flopped over and lay still.
Two days later, he was served rabbit for dinner.
(Story slightly embellished for your reading pleasure)That story alone isn't enough to win a spot on my blog...it is what came afterwards.
Rather cruelly perhaps, I posted a status on Facebook (click to enlarge):

So K probably thought that someone ratted on him, while I knew nothing about his crimes :P (pardon the expression if you don't like it) And I suddenly discovered that there was a second rabbit-killer among my friends... (as if the shock of the first discovery wasn't enough already...if I'm not careful I might be the one having a heart attack! Just kidding, of course)
And since I'm a curious person, I had to ask :P

So now you have the whole rabbit story. I don't know whether it made you laugh as much as I did, but I guess that it's funnier if you know the people involved...
I shall say nothing of the dogs. And as you might have noticed, I am keeping a principle of "NO NAMES". In the unlikely event that you leave a comment, please don't mention any names either (except in owning up ;) ) Or I might have to delete the comment if it becomes too "dangerous"...and I don't like deleting comments.
Oh yeah...glossary:
sembelih = slaughter